I didn’t see Transformers 2. This was not an accident. It is my duty though, to report to my more robot-concerned readers that Michael Bay has made the following announcement on the Shootfortheedit.com message boards:

Well its official: We have a great Transformers 3 story. The release date is now July 1st 2011. Not 2012.

Today is Day One. This morning started with an ILM meeting for five hours in San Francisco. Currently I’m flying with writer Ehren Kruger to Rhode Island to talk to Hasbro about new characters.

P.S. Megan Fox, welcome back. I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture. Please consult your Physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur, such as mild dizziness, intense nausea, suicidal tendencies, depression, minor chest hair growth, random internal hemorrhaging and inability to sleep. As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your Doctor to determine if this is right for you.

Pain and Gain is right after shooting of Trans 3.


Will Megan Fox and Michael Bay prolong the retarded passive aggressive back-and-forth until production? Will Bay finally manage to achieve an average shot length below 24 frames? Will race relations be set back another decade by the comic relief characters?

Stay tuned.

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