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9/29 – I Guess Leo Rossi’s a Dodgers Fan.

Photo by Daniel Tieman

I guess it’s about time Pearl Jam and their ilk gave Ticketmaster a break. It’s affected their psyche to the point that their Security Check is the only place they can speak the truth about their business practices. I was searching for some sweet Men Without Hats tickets recently, kept having to retry, and was treated to SOLEMN EXECUTIONER, DAYCARE SYBIAN, BLOB MIDSECTION, and SPARKLING ABORTION. The positive side: after correctly typing in WATERWEIRD REUNION I was able to fictionally see a horrible 80’s band in a completely fabricated concert I made up for this article.

A Dumb a Day message board thread.