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9/28 – “I’ll have a hindquarterpounder.


Photo by Brian Costello

Thanks, Ray Kroc. Now the burger wars have gotten out of hand. First it was Wendy’s and their goddamn Chili Cheese Poop Chutes, and of course Burger King wasn’t going to sit idly by. Two weeks later, The Big Assic landed on the scene and Fatburger’s Buttock with Cheese, Jack-in-the-Box’s Colon Yum, and Hardee’s Chargrilled Bum followed close behind. Actually, the Close Behind was Fuddrucker’s.


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