How far are you willing to go to watch a game trailer? If you answered “far, but not too far,” then check out the brand new Heavy Rain trailer right here:



Yep, that’s Heavy Rain. Whether or not you’re enthralled by the mystery, horrified by the meatpuppets, or paralyzed with laughter will depend on your perspective. Prepare for an early 2010 bout of WOBBLE SIXAXIS TO LOVINGLY SWING CHILD, but beware of catastrophic overwobbling.