I don’t follow many celebrities on Twitter anymore – most of them are dull as hell – but Diora Baird is a bright spot in my daily feed. Funny, smart and raunchy, Baird’s tweets are always worth reading. And yesterday they got semi-newsworthy.
Baird tweeted this:
Had an audition for the movie Thor today. Character description was ‘pretty, but sturdy with muscle’. Damn type casting.
I tried to get her to spill the beans as to who she would be playing, but all she would say was
I cant say. I’ll go to jail. For real. Had to sign my soul away.
By the way, I have a great idea for a Diora Baird in prison movie. Someone get back to me ASAP on this.
So who could it be? It sounds to me like she’d be playing an Asgardian. The Enchantress maybe? Sif? I’m not sure which Asgardian characters have made it into the current script, which takes place much more on Earth than the heavily Asgardian version Matthew Vaughn was developing.
Who would you like to see Baird play? Come to our message board and indulge in the fanboy’s second favorite kind of wanking, fancasting.