Buried deep in a Variety story about Overnight Films (spotted by the eagle eyes of Brian Henne!) was the revelation of the full, weird cast list for Robert Rodriguez’ Machete, based on his fake trailer from Grindhouse (hey, it’s a vaporfilm that coalesced!). Also revealed (at least to me, but I haven’t really been paying that much attention) is the fact that Rodriguez will co-direct the film with Ethan Maniquis.

That cast? Check it:

Robert DeNiro

Lindsay Lohan

Cheech Marin

Steven Seagal

Jessica Alba

Michelle Rodriguez

Don Johnson

Jeff Fahey