Buried deep in a Variety story about Overnight Films (spotted by the eagle eyes of Brian Henne!) was the revelation of the full, weird cast list for Robert Rodriguez’ Machete, based on his fake trailer from Grindhouse (hey, it’s a vaporfilm that coalesced!). Also revealed (at least to me, but I haven’t really been paying that much attention) is the fact that Rodriguez will co-direct the film with Ethan Maniquis.
That cast? Check it:
Robert DeNiro
Lindsay Lohan
Cheech Marin
Steven Seagal
Jessica Alba
Michelle Rodriguez
Don Johnson
Jeff Fahey