Note that Jesus Christ appears at 0:40 in the following Modern Warfare 2 multiplayer footage. This makes sense, since the game will apparently raise the dead, walk on water, and slap around your money changer:

This godly footage highlights the AC130 killstreak reward, which allows the player to break out a laptop and remotely direct an aerial assault on the battlefield. There’s also a brief demo of the humiliating Semtex sticky grenade.

Prepare to call in sick on 11/10/09.