Miss March comes to DVD
with an adequate release. Mainly, you get the two Whitest Kids You Know talking about how the film’s unrated cut is their cut. Nobody brings up just how much money the film lost at the box office. There’s some tits and the black guy from The Office. Plus, Hugh Hefner shows up to remind the world that he’s still alive.
GREEN LANTERN: FIRST FLIGHT
- Bonus Cartoons
- Digital Copy
Green Lantern: First Flight is such an oddity. It’s like giving the DC Universe over to a 13 year old and telling them to make it edgy. But, Chris Meloni is voicing Hal Jordan. When does that ever get to happen? Meloni is a television man pimp and brings more realism to the role than a Nathan Fillion or Ryan Reynolds. Still, the movie is a ham-fisted cross-cutting of 45 years of comic history. But, Bruce Timm adds on 2 really awesome JLU cartoons.
DOLLHOUSE: SEASON ONE
Dollhouse – Season One is quite the achievement for a Whedon show on FOX. It’s actually coming back to have a second season. Hell, you actively see FOX and company trying to promote the show’s return on this disc. That’s quite a step-up from the Friday fuck you it gave to Firefly. I’m not saying that Dollhouse is going to fare better in its second year, it’s just nice to see a rather difficult show being given a chance. Hell, I had to listen to the commentaries on all of the episodes and Epitaph 1, so that I could understand the dynamic behind the show’s main plot point. Maybe, it’s because I’m not a fast learner.
OBSESSIVE DVD NERDS, I BESEECH YOU!
Chewer Nation likes to make long-winded lists that can turn even the
strongest mind into an Autistic pile of mush. Therefore, I beseech you
to make a list for the month of July! I want to see the worst DVDs ever
made. List them, provide reasons and do what you will. I know that I
can harness your collective mental spark plugs to inspire some modicum
of film discussion.
1) Colossus: The Forbin Project
2) The Enforcer – Dragon Dynasty (via Reggie-Wanker)
3) Superman II – The Richard Donner Cut (via Hammerhead)
4) Wiseguy Season 3 – Part I (via Phil)
5) Barton Fink (via Captain Mal)
The pissed-off-iest I’ve ever been over a DVD was when I sat my brother down to watch Barton Fink, and the fancy-schmancy menu screen spoiled a significant character reveal from the film’s climax.
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BLU-RAY: THE DISC THAT WALKS LIKE A MAN
SPEND YOUR MONEY!
*Blu-Ray prices are in BOLD BLUE
Battlestar Season 4.5 $34.99 $44.99
Dollhouse Season 1 $34.99 $44.99
The Fast and the Furious (2009) $15.99 $25.99
Green Lantern: First Flight $12.99 $22.99
The Bank Job
The Bucket List
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Sweet Home Alabama
Disney’s The Three Musketeers
The Rock $14.99
Kill Bill: Volume 1 $16.99
Kill Bill: Volume 2 $16.99
Gangs of New York $16.99
Deja Vu $16.99
National Treasure $19.99
No Country For Old Men $19.99
*Blu-Ray prices are in BOLD BLUE
Battlestar Galactica: Season 4.5 $34.99 $39.99
Battlestar Galactica: The Complete Series $209.99
The Fast and the Furious (2009) $14.99 $24.99
Green Lantern: First Flight $12.99 $19.99 $24.99
V for Vendetta
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Kill Bill: Volume 2
No Country For Old Men
This is Spinal Tap
Horton Hears a Who