Well…maybe Jimmy Swaggert’s interpretation of Christian values anyway.  The CW has recently released a trio of new one sheets for its Melrose Place reboot.  And they’re not exactly subtle in letting you know that the beautiful people are going to be getting their fuck on. 

Now, as I’m generally older than any two of these characters put together, I’m pretty certain I won’t be checking this out because, unlike Seinfeld, I wasn’t a regular watcher of the original series.  However, feel free to take in these images, and the show if you like.  Just click to embiggenize.

via THR.com