In an effort to make legions of sharpshooting, soulless, miscreant teens an even bigger threat to my neighborhood, Infinity Ward community manager Robert Bowling announced that Modern Warfare 2‘s “Prestige Edition” will come packaged with a voucher code for the original Call of Duty. And a working pair of night vision goggles.



In addition to the goggles, the Prestige Edition will include both an art book and the collector’s edition of the game. And is Robert Bowling drunk in that video?

The Prestige Edition will inevitably cost a thousand dollars, so if you’re a normal human who lives within a reasonable budget, you’ll probably (and hopefully) never see this product. Still, it’s a nice one-stop-shop for enterprising home invaders who already own an M16A2 with a bayonet attachment.