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Asmuch TV as you think you watch, Uncle Mitch watches more.
With beer in hand at all times. He’s a mythological figure
and a great source of fun and special times. At any given
time, his blood alcohol level is somewhere around the ratings for
American Idol. But that doesn’t stop this drunk bitch from
sharing his insights on the week’s TV news.
After a week of Upfronts presentations by the major networks, the fall and winter TV seasons are finalized.
Uncle Mitch’s Takes: See below.
Monday
| 8:00pm | 8:30pm | 9:00pm | 9:30pm | 10:00pm | 10:30pm | |
| ABC | Dancing with the Stars Show ain’t ever gonna be legit until they get Deney Terrio. |
Castle | ||||
| CBS | How I Met Your Mother | Accidentally on Purpose This one o’ them oxys for morons? |
Two and a Half Men I hear Sheen worked in a hooker per diem for next year. |
Big Bang Theory I got my own personal theory on who should be bangin’ that blonde chick. |
CSI: Miami | |
| CW | Gossip Girl Kristin Bell should be seen as well as heard. Preferably nude. Preferably with me. Preferably on the internet. |
One Tree Hill Show just ain’t gonna be the same w/o Mischa Barton. |
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| Fox | House | Lie to Me | Local | |||
| NBC | Heroes | Trauma | Jay Leno aka F— You, Conan |
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| Chuck replaces Heroes and Day One replaces Trauma in the spring. The Bachelor will replace Dancing with the Stars midseason. |
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Tuesday
| 8:00pm | 8:30pm | 9:00pm | 9:30pm | 10:00pm | 10:30pm | |
| ABC | Shark Tank |
Dancing with the Stars |
The Forgotten Probably an apt title come Week 3 of the season. |
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| CBS | NCIS | NCIS: Los Angeles I’m really startin’ to friggin’ lose it with all these “letter” shows. |
The Good Wife Julianna Margulies gets the rare opportunity to fail with the same idea twice. |
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| CW | 90210 | Melrose Place Seinfeld gets to deny it all over again. |
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| Fox | So You Think You Can Dance |
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| NBC | Biggest Loser Sorry, waaayy too easy. |
Jay Leno |
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| A Scrubs-Better off Ted combo will replace Dancing with the Stars when it ends. Fox will debut Past Life at 9 pm at midseason. |
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Wednesday
| 8:00pm | 8:30pm | 9:00pm | 9:30pm | 10:00pm | 10:30pm | |
| ABC | Hank Finally, they had the sense to bring back that David Morse cabbie show. |
The Middle |
Modern Family |
Cougar Town Suddenly I’m wishing they hadn’t canceled Dirt. |
Eastwick | |
| CBS | New Adventures of Old Christine |
Gary Unmarried | Criminal Minds aka the Bush Administration |
CSI: NY | ||
| CW | America’s Next Top Model |
The Beautiful Life |
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| Fox | So You Think You Can Dance Just in case your self-loathing runs out mid-week. |
Glee | Local | |||
| NBC | Parenthood The restraining order for Rick Moranis has already been obtained. |
Law & Order: SVU |
Jay Leno |
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Thursday
| 8:00pm | 8:30pm | 9:00pm | 9:30pm | 10:00pm | 10:30pm | |
| ABC | Flash Forward |
Grey’s Anatomy | Private Practice |
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| CBS | Survivor: Samoa Half the current professional wrestlers have been hired as extras. |
CSI | The Mentalist | |||
| CW | Vampire Diaries F— this show’s Face |
Supernatural Here’s a thought: Lucifer comes back as Bella. |
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| Fox | Bones I heard the show finally lives up to its title. |
Fringe | Local | |||
| NBC | SNL: Weekend Update Thursday |
Parks and Recreation |
The Office |
Community | Jay Leno |
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| Community moves to 8 pm and 30 Rock will air at 9:30 pm and once SNL Weekend Update Thursday ends. |
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Friday
| 8:00pm | 8:30pm | 9:00pm | 9:30pm | 10:00pm | 10:30pm | |
| ABC | Supernanny | Ugly Betty | 20/20 | |||
| CBS | Ghost Whisperer | Medium | Numbers | |||
| CW | Smallville Winner of the Single Most Retarded Season Finale Emmy. |
America’s Next Top Model (repeats) |
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| Fox | Brothers | ‘Til Death | Dollhouse | Local | ||
| NBC | Law & Order | Southland | Jay Leno |
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Saturday
| 8:00pm | 8:30pm | 9:00pm | 9:30pm | 10:00pm | 10:30pm | |
| ABC | College Football |
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| CBS | Repeats | Repeats | 48 Hours Mystery |
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| The CW | Local Otherwise known as CW’s F— you for the weekend. | |||||
| Fox | Cops | Cops | America’s Most Wanted |
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| NBC | Dateline NBC | Trauma (repeat) |
Law & Order: SVU (repeat) |
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| Southland repeats will replace Trauma repeats in spring. |
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Sunday
| 8:00pm | 8:30pm | 9:00pm | 9:30pm | 10:00pm | 10:30pm | |
| ABC | Extreme Makeover: Home Edition |
Desperate Housewives |
Brothers & Sisters |
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| CBS | The Amazing Race |
Three Rivers |
Cold Case | |||
| CW | Local | |||||
| Fox | The Simpsons |
The Cleveland Show | Family Guy | American Dad | Local | |
| NBC | Football Night In America |
Sunday Night Football If they need a new chick to sing the theme song, I hear Adam Lambert’s available. |
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| Once football ends, Marriage Ref will air at 8 pm, and a two-hour Celebrity Apprentice will air at 9 pm. |
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