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As
much TV as you think you watch, Uncle Mitch watches more. 
With beer in hand at all times.  He’s a mythological figure
and a great source of fun and special times.  At any given
time, his blood alcohol level is somewhere around the ratings for
American Idol.  But that doesn’t stop this drunk bitch from
sharing his insights on the week’s TV news.




After a week of Upfronts presentations by the major networks, the fall and winter TV seasons are finalized.

Uncle Mitch’s Takes: See below.


Monday

  8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 10:30pm
ABC Dancing with the
Stars

Show ain’t ever gonna be legit until they get Deney Terrio.
Castle
CBS How I Met Your Mother Accidentally
on Purpose
This one o’ them oxys for morons?

Two and a Half Men
I hear Sheen worked in a hooker per diem for next year.
Big Bang Theory
I got my own personal theory on who should be bangin’ that blonde chick.
CSI: Miami
CW Gossip Girl
Kristin Bell should be seen as well as heard.  Preferably nude.  Preferably with me.  Preferably on the internet.
One Tree Hill
Show just ain’t gonna be the same w/o Mischa Barton.
Local
Fox House Lie to Me Local
NBC Heroes Trauma Jay
Leno
aka F— You, Conan
  Chuck replaces Heroes and
Day One replaces Trauma in the spring. The Bachelor will replace Dancing with
the Stars midseason.


Tuesday


  8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 10:30pm
ABC Shark
Tank
Dancing with the
Stars
The
Forgotten
Probably an apt title come Week 3 of the season.
CBS NCIS NCIS:
Los Angeles
I’m really startin’ to friggin’ lose it with all these “letter” shows.
The
Good Wife
Julianna Margulies gets the rare opportunity to fail with the same idea twice.
CW 90210 Melrose
Place
Seinfeld gets to deny it all over again.
Local
Fox So You Think You Can
Dance
Local
NBC Biggest Loser
Sorry, waaayy too easy.
Jay
Leno
  A Scrubs-Better off Ted combo will
replace
Dancing with the Stars when it ends. Fox will debut Past Life at 9 pm at midseason.


Wednesday

  8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 10:30pm
ABC Hank
Finally, they had the sense to bring back that David Morse cabbie show. 
The
Middle
Modern
Family
Cougar
Town
Suddenly I’m wishing they hadn’t canceled Dirt.
Eastwick
CBS New
Adventures of Old Christine
Gary Unmarried Criminal Minds
aka the Bush Administration
CSI: NY
CW America’s Next
Top Model
The
Beautiful Life
Local
Fox So You Think You Can
Dance

Just in case your self-loathing runs out mid-week.
Glee Local
NBC Parenthood
The restraining order for Rick Moranis has already been obtained.
Law
& Order: SVU
Jay
Leno
       


Thursday

  8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 10:30pm
ABC Flash
Forward
Grey’s Anatomy Private
Practice
CBS Survivor:
Samoa
Half the current professional wrestlers have been hired as extras.
CSI The Mentalist
CW Vampire
Diaries
F— this show’s Face
Supernatural
Here’s a thought: Lucifer comes back as Bella.
Local
Fox Bones
I heard the show finally lives up to its title.
Fringe Local
NBC SNL:
Weekend Update Thursday

Parks and
Recreation
The Office
Community Jay
Leno
  Community moves to 8 pm
and 30 Rock will air at 9:30 pm and once SNL Weekend Update Thursday ends.


Friday

  8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 10:30pm
ABC Supernanny Ugly Betty 20/20
CBS Ghost Whisperer Medium Numbers
CW Smallville
Winner of the Single Most Retarded Season Finale Emmy.
America’s
Next Top Model (repeats)
Local
Fox Brothers ‘Til Death Dollhouse Local
NBC Law & Order Southland Jay
Leno
   


Saturday


  8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 10:30pm
ABC College
Football
CBS Repeats Repeats 48 Hours
Mystery
The CW Local Otherwise known as CW’s F— you for the weekend.
Fox Cops Cops America’s Most
Wanted
Local
NBC Dateline NBC Trauma
(repeat)
Law
& Order: SVU (repeat)
  Southland
repeats will replace Trauma repeats in spring.



Sunday

  8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 10:30pm
ABC Extreme
Makeover: Home Edition
Desperate
Housewives
Brothers &
Sisters
CBS The
Amazing Race
Three
Rivers
Cold Case
CW Local 
Fox The
Simpsons
The Cleveland Show Family Guy American Dad Local
NBC Football
Night In America
Sunday
Night Football

If they need a new chick to sing the theme song, I hear Adam Lambert’s available.
  Once football ends,
Marriage Ref will air at 8 pm, and a two-hour Celebrity Apprentice will air
at 9 pm.