It has taken only a few hours for the trailer for Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus to make the rounds. The speed is justifiable. How often does one get to see Deborah (nee Debbie) Gibson and Lorenzo Lamas brainstorm strategies for dealing with a warring pair of thawed sea beasts? How often do you see a shark biting an airplane? How is Gibson not playing the squid?

The Asylum churns out all sorts of crap like this, but what you’ll see below at least counts as inspired crap. The film hits DVD next week, on May 19.