‘Hey, let’s get Korean pop star Rain to stand in front of a generic cityscape translight and take a picture of his butt and back. We’ll Photoshop some real rain in later. The kids’ll eat it up!’

No, they won’t. While I still have high hopes for James McTiegue’s Ninja Assassin, this poster, which the site Screenweek (visit them for the whole image) seems to think is an American teaser, does less than nothing for me. It looks like some kind of really weird men’s S&M scent ad or something. Lame! Here’s hoping that the eventual trailer is more inspired.

via Coming Soon