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As much TV as you think you watch, Uncle Mitch watches more.  With beer in hand at all times.  He’s a mythological figure and a great source of fun and special times.  At any given time, his blood alcohol level is somewhere around the ratings for American Idol.  But that doesn’t stop this drunk bitch from sharing his insights on the week’s TV news.

Joan Rivers is slated to be the next subject for ridicule and good-natured scorn by Comedy Central on August 9th.

Uncle Mitch’s Take: And embalming…

TV Guide has an interview with the Bandana-ed One about love and lust in reality dating.

Uncle Mitch’s Take: Whatever, I’m still waiting for Flavor Of Love Crack House.

The controversial rapper gets a laugh out of a South Park episode that makes fun of him in regards to a gay fish joke.

Uncle Mitch’s Take: Which is yet another reason Bush hates him…

Stevie Nicks has a slight issue with the topic of Lindsay Lohan ever portraying her in a movie.

Uncle Mitch’s Take: I’m fine with it as long as they get Zac Efron to play Lindsey Buckingham:

The former Mr. Bristol Palin did an interview on CBS’ The Early Show this week to defend his family honor from slanderous misrepresentation.

Uncle Mitch’s Take: I object to the racial implications only.

Nadia Suleman, the “Octo-Mom,” is in talks to star in her own reality television show.

Uncle Mitch’s Take: My guess would be Dr. 90210.  Eeeyikes:

A jury on Devil’s Advocate, a TV show in the Netherlands, has concluded that there’s no proof that Osama bin Laden was behind the 9/11 terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon

Uncle Mitch’s Take #1: Yeah, it’ ain’t like he bragged about it on TV or nothin’…

Uncle Mitch’s Take #2: Coincidentally, Bin Laden said he didn’t know shit about the Dutch and the slave trade…