Above is part of the UK poster for Star Trek, mostly made up of reheated materials. It’s sort of super ugly. Also, the Earth-built Enterprise is front and center… They task me! They task me!

To see the rest of this ugly poster (and I know, I learned my lesson about making fun of poster designers, so I won’t. But that shit is FUGLY), head to Empire Online. And speaking of Empire, I’m in the new issue – the one with Megan Fox on the cover. Be sure to check it out.