Danny Trejo is joining the cast of Stallone’s The Expendables

I will now allow you to head to the bathroom for some tissue.  Take your time, I’m good here.  Please wash thoroughly afterwards though please.

Lordy, Lordy, Lordy.  What the hell is Stallone putting together here?  This could be the biggest fanboy dream cast in film history.  One or two more names and it may not even matter if the damn thing’s actually good or not.  Hot on the heels of news that the Governator is going to be putting in an appearance, and that Mickey Rourke is already attached, Latino Review comes with this tidbit

So let’s recap here: Stallone, Rourke, Statham, Dolph, Li (Jet, not Bruce), Couture (Randy, not Haute), Forest Whitaker, Arnie, and now Trejo.  Those are the confirmed.  And IMDB has Ben Kingsley rumored (so is Sandra Bullock but I’m trying to keep the hype up here).  What I’m wondering is when the news item comes that Bruce Willis is on this thing.  It’s his old buddies blowing shit up and ventilating people.  How can he not be there for that?

Anyway, Machete’s showing up to the party.  Commence wanking.