The teaser poster is out for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, and it tells me either that there’s something big and evil out there, or that Decepticons are as bad at using the flash on digital cameras as everyone else. The Fallen’s eyes may actually be a clear, watery blue. When you peer into them you can hear angels screwing. (Or is that Megatron? I really can’t tell these robots apart unless they’re dancing or pissing on someone.)

Word is that Revenge of the Fallen is a gigantic movie, so hopefully the rest of the campaign will capture that. I want to see robots being thrown through the Egyptian pyramids.