Alright, so my title wasn’t as cool (or succinct) as the real one. It must have been all the champagne from New Year’s, because I missed out on the announcement of this film and the teaser trailer when it hit last week. 

Can’t dig up too much info on the film, but with a title and concept (such as it is) like that- who cares? It’s the directorial debut of Fuyuhiko Nishi, an actor, producer and martial artist who no doubt was waiting till this moment to unleash his dream project upon the world.

The film stars stars seventeen-year-old karate champion Rina Takeda, so make sure you check your local age of consent laws, people. The director’s site is up here but fairly worthless unless you speak Japanese. But all the people of the world can appreciate that teaser trailer.