It’s the first image from G-Force, Jerry Bruckheimer’s comedic action film starring guinea pigs as international spies. On the right is Sam Rockwell’s character, on the left is Penelope Cruz’s. Are you worried that you won’t like this movie? Bruckheimer demands otherwise: “The kids will laugh, the adults will laugh,” he orders.

By the way, I know that guinea pigs and gerbil aren’t the same thing, but I sacrificed accuracy in favor of a joke from the 1980s. Maybe some of you are so young you’ve never even heard the story about Richard Gere’s ass and a gerbil. Welcome to adulthood!