Some people. This morning I woke up to a headache and deep sense of shame, while (according to Merrick at AICN) Harry Knowles woke up to a phone call from Sylvester Stallone in which was confirmed and revealed details about The Expendables. That’s the ‘mercs in South America’ movie with Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li and Dolph Lungren. It’s going to be the best thing of 2009, even if it is rated PG-13.

The news: first, Forrest Whitaker has indeed signed on, which is a thing of beauty. Second, fighter Randy Couture has been added to the cast. Third, Dolph Lundgren will fight Jet Li at some point in the film.

If Stallone can get Monica Bellucci and Carice van Houten involved to balance all the testosterone, I might not need to see another movie next year.