Well, would you look at that? A poster for My Bloody Valentine 3D that’s actually decent! It’s definitely superior to the one-sheet, which Brian rightfully pointed out looked like a theme park ad.
For those not in the know, this upcoming film is a 3D remake to the 1981 Canadian slasher original. If you’ve never heard of it before (or thought I was talking about that horrible band), you’re not missing much. My Bloody Valentine was one of dozens of microbudget slasher flicks that hoped to cash in on Halloween‘s ridiculous success by laying claim to ever other possible holiday. At least it’s better than 2001’s Valentine…
But will the 3D gimmick be enough to bring the people in to a remake of a relatively unknown property? See if the trailer does anything for you-
The director of White Noise 2, Dracula 2000 and The Prophecy 3 brings the film to life on January 16th.