I can’t believe how perversely excited I am for Gods of Egypt. Literally, I can’t fathom what particular magic this movie has cast over me to make me enamored with it. I mean, it’s almost assured to be crap, but will it be craptacular? I have a good feeling about it.

This new trailer seems to be trying to be a little more straightforward and less silly, but how do you do that when you have an army of Chadwick Bosemans? Why isn’t this movie centered around an army of Chadwick Bosemans? Alex Proyas, you’ve missed this film’s true potential..

Gods of Egypt educates people on what months are often the dumping grounds for flicks on February 26.

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