I think I’m going to surprise some of you guys with the next sentence: I don’t really like these six new Watchmen character posters. They’re sort of ugly, and comic book-y in a way that doesn’t resonate with me. Also, they continue the Watchmen poster tradition of not very good taglines. Although maybe I’m being especially hard on the taglines because I hate that angled font.

Warner Bros has spread these posters across the interwebs, each with a character from the story, most of them in very specific scenes from the story (I like how they got around Dr. Manhattan’s dong by using him in his Funeral Suit*. And I like the idea of this glowing blue dude in a suit anyway). Click the images below to see the full sucker.

*Possible actual action figure name this time next year