A Michigan man bowled a perfect 300 game, then collapsed and died moments later.
Uncle Mitch’s Take: “Yeah this ain’t exactly TV news, but if the guy got laid in the bathroom, had a bag of White Castles as his last meal with a side bottle of Jack…that’s pretty much the perfect death.”
Uncle Mitch’s Take: “What’s the quickest way to Fox HQ with a truckload of guns?”
Following in the steps of his running mate, Sen. John McCain is slated to appear on Saturday Night Live.
Mitch’s Take: “This could get awkward if they ask him to play Obama.”
Uncle Mitch’s Take: “I…I got nothin’.”
Mitch’s Take: “After getting boned by the Prequel Trilogy, this is your chance to return the favor. “
Uncle Mitch’s Take: “WTF?! Ain’t these they guys who snaked my toilet last week?”
Mitch’s Take: “To be honest, I didn’t make it past the headline on this story.”
Uncle Mitch’s Take: “Psyched. Can’t wait. Who is this guy again?”
Mitch’s Take: “Now these chicks can finally do legally what they do every week just to try to get a friggin’ modeling contract.”
Uncle Mitch’s Take: “Shit. Is this gonna affect the competition? Is it? If anybody knows, don’t hold out on me for Chissakes! Is it gonna affect the competition? Jesus, I can’t believe this. Dude, tell me it’s not gonna affect the competition…”
Mitch’s Take: “Cougar Town? Ain’t that the ‘burg Sarah Palin was Mayor of?“