If Twilight was a good movie……

I hated Twilight. The reason is very simple: I have a penis.

Even my Mom read all the books AND watched the movie. It’s like heroin for tweens and and women over 40. 

Anyway, a “deleted scene” from Twilight has made it ’round the net this week, and it’s better than any scene in the real movie. In fact, if the movie was 90 minutes of Edward trying to talk Bella into buttsex, I’d be in line faster than an Irishman at a beer-tasting.

Check it out if you haven’t. (Courtesy of CollegeHumor.com)