Two and a Half Men star Charlie Sheen and his wife are expecting twin boys. The former Hollywood bad boy already has three daughters, Cassandra, 23, Sam, 4, and Lola, 3 from previous relationships, including the last two with ex-wife Denise Richards (It’s Complicated).
Uncle Mitch’s Take: “Coming to Bravo, Fall 2011: Brooke Mueller: Man It’s Really Complicated.”
Uncle Mitch’s Take: “Now I know why people don’t vote.”
Cassidy Freeman, who plays Tess Mercer, Lex Luthor’s handpicked successor on Smallville, spills the beans on some sexy secrets of the show.
Mitch’s Take: “The only Smallville secret I want to know is if Erica Durance is really just a CGI fantasy broad.”
Uncle Mitch’s Take: “Now if only we could get rid of Sarah Palin a week early…”
Mitch’s Take: “Flash: Lindsay Lohan screwing up. In other breakin’ news, tasering your nuts really hurts.”
Uncle Mitch’s Take: “The Yankees was robbed! Robbed I tell ya!”
Mitch’s Take: “18 months between seasons. Yeah, my enthusiasm’s pretty sufficiently friggin’ curbed.”
Uncle Mitch’s Take: “Great, you even get screwed on tuition in the afterlife.”