With the same careful consideration I took in deciding whether or not I would take a shit before writing this article, Paul W.S. Anderson recently revealed to the Sunday Sun that, after completing his script for the modern update of The Long Good Friday, he “will probably write Resident Evil 4.” My advice is don’t wait. You’re going to have to push it out eventually.

Then again, why rush? Have a bagel, take a shower, and then crap out another Resident Evil film before dinner. When you’re done with that, take some time to catch up with Everybody Loves Raymond on DVD.

It doesn’t seem like a lot of thought it going into this one but I’d bet that it will be the last thing we hear before production stills fall out of the sky with everyone asking, “Did you know they’re making another Resident Evil film?”