Apparently, even with 30 days of night, vampires can’t be bothered with table manners. Which is weird, because monsieur Dracula always seemed to be so fastidious about it. Damn kids today, no respect for tradition. Or etiquette.

Man, is there a dearth of decent movies out at the moment! It seemed like I was drowning in good movies all summer, and now I’ve got Burn After Reading and that’s about it. And I heard that there is a distinct lack of giant squids/robots in that particular film. Or zombies for that matter. Fucking bullshit, man.