There you go. Now next time somebody suggests going hiking, you can just show them this comic and sit back in some air conditioned splendor and finally get around to trying out that there Portal game everyone was talking about all those years ago. You can thank me later.

You’d think that Bigfoot and Yeti would get a little more blood on their downy soft coats, yet apparently they are far more fastidious eaters than anybody realized. Cryptozoologists take note! Further details of these and other such beasts will continue to be revealed every once in a while on Rated AARGH!  Bookmark this shit now!

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