- Hide my twitter. Must keep it safe from Widmore.
- Calling future robot H.E.R.B.I.E. .
- Lost happens tonight…in the 1970s.
- Robot destroyed. Bummed.
- Robot knows love. Will never become Sentinel.
- Day off. Must deal with the Irish.
- Robot developed self-awareness. Love is soon to follow.
- Heroin killed a lot of rock stars. It’s like Kryptonite for whiny pussies .
- Building a robot today.
- Neil Diamond was right. They are coming to America…today.
- Must remember to call the Sassy Scoundrel’s voice mail
- JoAnn Fabrics now opens at 10:00 am for people taking a donkey shit.
- Met a woman whose tit was bit off by a horse. Always feed horsies.
- Linda Hamilton can burst into flames in my playground whenever she wants.
- There are too many people that know my true face. Must remedy.
- Shat a Glaive. Must make notation. .
- This close to recovering the Hellfish bonanza. Must tell no one.
- I have plans to visit Swaziland in 2017. They know why.
- Went to Grocery Store. Prayed for The Mist to come and take me away.
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