Some Crazy French Site debuted the European poster for The Transporter 3, the latest entry in the ongoing saga of closeted action hero Frank Martin (Jason Statham) and it’s jaw-droppingly humdrum.
Which is fine, because no one really cares what a Transporter poster will look like just so long as there’s some sort of Everydayproduct-Fu involved. Oil, fire hoses, his raging hard on after the male gymnastics, whatever he can get his hands on are the weapons of choice for the professional driver/badass. This one’s got bicycle-fu!
Frank Martin also enjoys Orangina, German cars, and The Wizard of Oz.
These movies are a blast and it’s going to be interesting to see what a Louis Letterier-less version of this series looks and feels like, though it looks safe in the hands of the amazingly named Olivier Megaton.
See the poster here if you’re really bored.
Behind every great book adaptation is a forgettable first try. — By Ryan Covey