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Per Deadline, the venerable J.K. Simmons has signed on to┬áLegendary’s Kong: Skull Island! Simmons will be joining star Tom Hiddleston and director Jordan Vogt-Roberts as they continue preproduction on the recently delayed (and re-titled) film. Now releasing March 10, 2017, the film will be the first in a new Kong-tinuity.

You know what? I’m sorry. Just fucking shoot me in the mouth for that bit of wordplay.

Luckily, there’s no more news left in this article. I can just talk about how much we all like J.K. Simmons, especially after his jaw-dropping performance in Whiplash. Let’s just pray he doesn’t get eaten by a dinosaur or horrifyingly munched by alarmingly phallic worms in the first forty minutes.