While the womanly wiles in question weren’t used upon a lumbering chainsaw wielding maniac, they were actually employed upon my friend. His girl convinced him to go to Sweeney Todd without letting slip it was a musical. Apparently he still enjoyed it, but was a bit taken aback when song was broken into and out of. Rather understandably. Of course it’s not only woman who are wily. My brother convinced a girl to go to Cloverfield by telling her it was sort of like In The Land Of The Women. Which is sadly different from the No Man’s Land series, and not coincidentally Cloverfield. As you can imagine, that little escapade ended rather poorly. Though I think we can all applaud him for his moxie.

*quiet applause*