What is the perfect recipe for my boredom?

1. Tim Burton doing a film you’d totally expect Tim Burton to do.
2. Alice in Wonderland.
3. The possibility of Johnny Depp starring in a Tim Burton movie you totally expect Tim Burton to do.

Add Danny Elfman and you have literally everything I don’t need in a film being made in 2008. In 1990, MAYBE. Now, the ship has sailed. I’m sure I’ve already seen Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland. I know I have. I had to have…

Regardless, it appears that Johnny Depp will be playing The Mad Hatter in Burton’s 3-D animated/live action, at least according to EMPIRE. In one way, that’s news. In another, it’s as close to not news as you can get. When Tim Burton inks a deal you know that Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter will most likely be involved. It’s just a matter of time.

Alice in Wonderland is a classic that has been made enough times plus three, but I supposed there’s an entire new legion of kids just waiting to experiment with drugs so who the fuck am I?