As much a paradise as a winter Alaska may be for the discerning vampire, it really is critical they check their calendars before making the trip. Otherwise they could end up a bit disappointed. And burnt. Which would be a shame, as they normally have such nice alabaster skin. Racist bastards.

I haven’t seen even a half-way decent vampire movie for ages now, and considering how cool the comic is, I have high hopes for 30 Days of Night. Of course, part of that hope quotient is the hope that if this does well we’ll be treated to a Cal McDonald movie…