Are you happy now you sons of bitches?

Hairspray not only happened, it made money. Now, not only is the deflated and crestfallen little cherub known as New Line Cinema making another one, they’re hiring the molestache of the original to write the damn thing!

John Waters + Mainstream = The Mayans Were Right


Apparently they’re trying to bring all of the assholes from the original back, which pleases me because I like having diarrhea.