Outer space. Some call it the final frontier. For horror movie villains, however, it’s more than that. It’s fucking Carnegie Hall, baby. Enough is enough. As the folks behind the Saw series continue to limit Jigsaw’s exploits to planet Earth, I’m starting to think that Lionsgate only cares about turning out inexpensive crap with no ambition to give the audience something fresh and exciting. I’m going to start thinking Saw only continues as a means to make a quick buck.
If you don’t believe me, take a look at these boring earth images from IMDB that show director David Hackl hard at work on Saw V’s earth-based set. I don’t know what is more alarming, the fact that the film isn’t set in outer space or that these photos look exactly like the ones from Saw IV down to every last detail including Darren Lynn Bousman look-a-like David Hackl. I hope that no film school ever holds its classes outdoors because you’d have a dozen or so fire hazards in the event that the sun is out and all the students remembered to wear there standard issue thick-rimmed glasses.
Right hand supports the head, left hand cups the balls! Director David Hackl goes through the motions one more time before moving on to the practice doll.
I’ll never forget the time that the Leprechaun went to outer space and got hit with that laser that made him really big. What’s the first thing the guy does? The guy checks his little Irish unit, which has undoubtedly grown in size proportionate to the rest of his body, and dances an Irish jig upon confirming his dick did in fact get bigger.
Thanks to Shock Till You Drop, who has rounded up all three pictures for you to check out right here.