follows is a scattershot bit of random thoughts, links, and images that

showcase the lunacy that exists in the entertainment world and beyond.

Folks who remember my old missives from the old Steady Leak articles

should find this kind of stuff familiar. Folks seemed to get a kick out

of the first installment, and each Wednesday should fall victim to

another installment. Don’t expect anything deep here but something may

tickle your fancy.


1. You Deserve It, BLOCKHEAD!

Photo by Nick Nunziata.

Apparently Zardoz needs to seek protection elsewhere.


Photo by Nick Nunziata.

Every one of these cocksuckers comes with a piece of Galactus!

3. I Guess Regan MacNeil Can’t Shop Here…

Photo by Nick Nunziata.

The Possessive & Kids DO NOT MIX!

4. This Nurachi’s a Really STRONG Guy…

by Nick Nunziata.

“Why is Earl’s House of Statues Moving Across Town?”

“Some dude in a mask is pulling us away from our address, Dan.”

“I did not sign off on this!”

“He’s stealing from us!”

“No, he’s stealing US!”

“It’s a goddamn SHOP LIFTER!!!!!”

“Fuck this life.”

5. A Great Place For Rolling On The Floor Eating Your Heart Out.

Photo by Nick Nunziata.

I don’t like when strange happens right near me. Delicious food, but nowhere near as good as Somethign Cajun.

6. I Am Officially Canceling My Subscription To Minneapolis Wicker Aficianado.

Photo by Andrew Sweeney.

I suppose there’s a few people who are into riding horses while shooting guns that have the gift of literacy, but still…

There are GEOGRAPHICALLY SPECIFIC horseridingshooting magazines. And here I am trying to be a very minor pioneer of smart alec film discussion. I am going to put my head into one of the ovens featured in Northern Suicide Stove Quarterly.

Fuck it, what do I know. HORSE DOES MATTER!

7. “He Lost His Hearing Just After He Hit Q-BERTy.

Photo by Nick Nunziata.

This place lost its sheen once they stopped offering shoe shines and diving masks. Now all I need is a place I can do my laundry while people push meathooks full of meat around a meat room.

8. This Portion of Nature Reserved for Smokers!

Photo by Nick Nunziata.

If you’re into unfiltered cigarettes there’s a twelve foot area in Greenland you are going to LOVE.

9. You Should Have Seen When They Burned That Pile of Flame A While.

Photo by Justin Waddell.

“Sprinkler is greedy! Never enough water! Even during thunderstorms I thirst for EVERY!”

10. Lubricated in Midair Seeks SWF.

Photo by Justin Waddell.

Sperm reacts uniquely to high altitudes. Don’t knock KY Diving until you try it. YOU PUSSY.

By the way:

“I hide in the food room when grandfather’s feet are smelling!”

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