While perhaps this fellow is going a bit to far, Elisha, or as like to call her “Elishious” is pretty darn cute. Captivity got a lot of hate, and I haven’t seen it yet as I was busy making a list of all the integral bits of Order of the Phoenix that were left out of the movie, but I imagine I probably will at some point. Probably the same night I watch The Hills Have Eyes 2. And then if they’re as bad as people say (A dog has a flashback? REALLY?) I’ll make a movie cleverly titled Mike Has No Eyes. Because the movies were so bad I tore out my eyes, you see (HAH!). Not because I had sex with my mother and killed my father or anything. Sickos.