Between Hostel 2 and Feast, this has been quite the year for detachable penises. Hopefully Mr. Bobbit is collecting residuals. Which brings to mind rather unsavory images. Regardless, in the hopes of heading off any emails complaining I’ve spoiled the ending of Hostel 2, I’d like to go on the record and assure you none of the three heroines get there penis cut off. So no worries. The guards within the torture facility definitely seem like the juvenile type who would enjoy such low-brow humour, though. This actually could be canon now that I think about it… Well, if the guards dialogue was written by Judd Apatow anyway.