For the record I sure do love the Transformers. And I will no doubt have a ticket in my sweaty little hands and be wearing my home-made paper-mache Shockwave costume on opening weekend. But I don’t care enough for those wonderful robots in disguise to append a “trans” to any self-labels. Or buy a body pillow featuring their fearless and energon-cube-loving leader. Unless they come out with one for that Megan Fox girl. I might buy that one. She’s over 18, right?