While I can’t really get behind Don’s fan ficti-licious suggestions, I do share his pain regarding the stupendously powerful and deadly Kraken. For a short time I even entertained dreams of a scintillating pirate vs Kraken vs giant shark showdown. Alack, Alas, it was not to be. I suppose I will have to wait for MEG to get my gargantuan sea-beast spectacle fix. That or The Host 2: Shitty American Mortician Strikes Back. Though I guess that’d feature more of a river-beast.