Not that anyone was really arguing vampires were “good”, but just in case, it’s important to let the kids know just how depraved these vicious blood-sucking beasts of the night really are. I mean, kittens? That is pretty low.

I saw Grindhouse this weekend and it was fantastic! Planet Terror was as great as I’d been led to believe, and Death Proof was as talky with a great ending as I’d been led to believe as well. Planet Terror was much more grindhousey and fun, though the ending of Death Proof was certainly worth the ride (get it!?).