Yes, that’s a real poster for a real movie called Donkey Punch that’s being released over in England in a few weeks. If you’re not laughing by now, you must not know what it means. Go ask your parents.


The film’s about a bunch of people out on a luxury yacht near Spain having fun, until something goes horribly wrong (hint, look to the title).
 
When best friends Kim, Tammi and Lisa go to Spain on holiday, all they want to do is forget their worries and party hard. But after meeting three lads in a club and going back to their luxurious yacht to take the party to the next level, things take a shocking turn for the worse and one of the group ends up dead. What started out as fun and games quickly descends into chaos, as the paranoid group of survivors try to decide what should be done with the body. Alone at sea, the group have to get their story straight before heading back to the mainland, but arguments quickly escalate into a desperate fight for survival.

Honestly, do Brits not know the meaning of this term? Is that how they were able to sneak it into theaters? Doesn’t seem like it would fly on these shores, at all. Good for them!

Donkey Punch hits the cinema on July 18th. Check out the official site for clips and such. Unfortunately, there’s no training manual or how-to guide. Wasted potential!

But don’t worry! Alex is here to show ya how things are done!