As amazing as Polish movie posters are, the ones from Russia are horrifying. Seeing American movie posters as imagined by Russian ‘artists’ makes me wonder if they’ve found something more potent than nukes. I can’t draw great faces, which is one of the reasons no one pays me to draw faces. The entire article here is worth your time. Here’s a few faces to get your nightmares queued up real nice:

Shannon Doherty was in 50 First Dates?

Shannon Doherty was in 50 First Dates?

This is not Eric Stoltz in Mask. This is Brad Pitt in Troy.

This is not Eric Stoltz in Mask. This is Brad Pitt in Troy.

Now I know why Howard Hughes peed in jugs.

Now I know why Howard Hughes peed in jugs.

If Justin Timberlake looked like that he'd have no time to act with all the scientists and doctors trying to understand how to solve him.

If Justin Timberlake looked like that he’d have no time to act with all the scientists and doctors trying to understand how to solve him.

Why is Alexa Vega smiling? Because she shows the Robocop vat of toxic chemicals was only the beginning.

Why is Alexa Vega smiling? Because she shows the Robocop vat of toxic chemicals was only the beginning.