Whoops! That’s gonna cost him! I’m actually not as bitter towards Valentine’s Day as this comic might suggest. I rather enjoy it in fact. Though the object of my affection is far far away in a cold cold place.

I didn’t look up “fig leaves” before I drew Cupid’s goodie shield, so if any of you botanists out there notice that it’s actually a spruce leaf or something I apologize. It was either that or a diaper, and since I don’t like to think of the divine purveyor of love flitting about in sweaty plastic underwear packed with excrement I chose the leaf. They certainly make good bra’s for elves and nymphs, so who am I to argue?