follows is a scattershot bit of random thoughts, links, and images that

showcase the lunacy that exists in the entertainment world and beyond.

Folks who remember my old missives from the old Steady Leak articles

should find this kind of stuff familiar. Folks seemed to get a kick out

of the first installment, and each Wednesday should fall victim to

another installment. Don’t expect anything deep here but something may

tickle your fancy.


1. But Which is More Mysticaler?

Photo by Nick Nunziata.

I’m not really sure which is the better place called Mystical Nails, because they both use the same font but a part of me appreciates the low key and more honest approach of the simpler sign on the left but the decision to put a border around the font and splurge for a second color certainly inspires me to appreciate the sign on the right. Damn, it’s so tough! As an aside, from this intersection you can see THREE places that do nails, which is at least two too many.

If You Can Turn a Block You Can Recommend Yarn!

Photo by Nick Nunziata.

Vanna White has a yarn brand. I find this almost as perfect a marriage of product and celebrity as the Ron Jeremy Bicycle Repair Kit, Karl Malden Frozen Beverage, and Omar Epps Resealable Plastic Bag.

3. Christ Smells Like a New Car.

Photo by Nick Nunziata.

It’ll freshen your air. AND YOUR SOUL.

4. Jake and Maggie’s Cousin?

by Nick Nunziata.

At what point do you just decide to either choose a different vanity plate or accept the 59B VGT the government deemed ideal for you?

5. Very Bad Things.

Photo by Nick Nunziata.

is a drawing of me by Christian Slater during the Windtalkers interview I conducted with him, Adam Beach, and John Woo. It’s either amazingly brilliant or dumber than a beggar’s handshake. You decide.

6. Worse Than Rape!

Photo by Nick Nunziata.

Hellboy II: The Golden Army features tobacco consumption. Just so you know. Thank God there are no well-armed demons, loss of human life, and mystical forces at play also.

7. You Might Fall on Something Hard. Like a Mitsubishi. Or My Dick!

Photo by Andrew Sweeney.

Do not piss this driver off in prison.

8. Photo of the Ages.

Photo by Andrew Sweeney.

This negates my blog hating the Georgia Department of Transportation.

By the way:

“Father put the leaves in the bag but I didn’t let him take acorn!”

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