Note to studios: brutal test screening reviews can be effectively counterpunched by scenes of people getting run over by lawnmowers.

We’re just a Green Goblin truck and a Leon Rippy short of guaranteed greatness here. Regardless, I’m gettin’ hammered on June 13th and seein’ the shit out of this movie.

Thanks to JoBlo for sating my moron-ified blood lust.

(Thanks to reader Juan José Arroyo Pacheco for passing this along.)