If you came here looking for more clips from the only movie that has more embedded media this year than Speed Racer, you came to the wrong place.  (The right place, improbably, is LG’s Inside The Suit mini-site, which will deliver several scenes from the film as well as a behind the scenes bit on creating the suit after you enter the code LG99.)

But if you’re worried about the film living up to expectations created by all the media released since Paramount opened the marketing floodgates, you’re not alone. The Onion doubts that the original trailer campaign could ever lead to a satisfying feature film, and presents those doubts oh, so eloquently.